| here's my update;:;
Meet The Parents
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over
Friday night and have dinner with her
parents. Since this is such a big event,
the girl announces to her boyfriend
that after dinner, she would like to go
out and make love for the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has
never had sex before, so he takes a trip
to the pharmacist to get some condoms.
The pharmacist helps the boy for about an
hour. He tells the boy everything there
is to know about condoms and sex. At the
register, the pharmacist asks the
boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a
3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.
The boy insists on the family pack because he
thinks he will be rather busy,
it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the
girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door.
"Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my parents,
come on in!" The boy goes inside
and is taken to the dinner table where the
girl's parents are seated. The boy
quickly offers to say grace and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is
still deep in prayer, with his head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement
from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with
his head down, the girlfriend leans
over and whispers to the boyfriend,
"I had no idea you were this religious."
The boy turns, and whispers back,
"I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."
<<<<that is funny>>>> |
